Caramel

This average-sized cactus grows up to 33 feet (10.1 meters) tall. The thick stem is caramel, and is covered in hundreds of rigid bronze spines. The wedge-shaped body is lime green, and is covered in thousands of flexible brilliant red spines.

It is steady-growing, taking 9 months to reach maturity. Once mature, and only under the right conditions, a single flower with red petals and a red central disk grows at the top, reappearing after 2 years, but only when the conditions are right again. The flower head is made up of 8 petals in raised layers. It has a faint scent that smells like a woman.

The cactus's skin is tough, the purple flesh is soft, and the light grey sap is thin.