Crimsonactus

This small cactus grows up to 8 feet (2.4 meters) tall. The finger-like stem is green, and is covered in sharp spines. The mushroom-shaped body is pink-red, and is covered in handfuls of rigid red spines.

It is steady-growing, taking 2 years to reach maturity. Once mature, a handful of flowers, with black petals that gradient shift to brilliant red on the outer edge. The central disk is cream, grow at the top, reappearing every year. The flower head is an uncoordinated mess of 48 curved petals. It has an intensely strong scent that smells like a woman.

The cactus's skin is thick, the white flesh is slimy, and the olive sap is thin.