Blue Cactus

This modest-sized cactus grows up to 27 feet (8.2 meters) tall. The asymmetrical stem is brown, and is covered in brittle cream spines.

It is steady-growing, taking 5 years to reach maturity. Once mature, several flowers with each petal a slightly different shade of blue grow at the top, reappearing once every 6 years. The flower head is an uncoordinated mess of up to 50 curved petals. It has a weak scent that smells like faeces.

The cactus's skin is thick, the sky blue flesh is soft, and the cream sap is thin.